Here's our merchandise offerings. Old stuff is HERE
Make Mine A Lobster (2010)
Price includes UK postage and packing.
For orders outside the UK there is a small additional charge. Please select Int'l shipping if you want this to be sent outside the UK.If you're one of those people who loves to make a compulsive buy, then this is also available from Amazon.co.uk (£3.99) Amazon.com ($5.99), Amazon.fr (€5.89) Amazon.de (€5.82) Play.com (£5.99) and of course, the Itunes store £5.49.But you don't get the good booket with any of those. Or the chance of a signed photo.
Make Mine A Lobster
Out There (1994)
Price includes UK postage and packing. For orders outside the UK there is a small additional charge. Please select Int'l shipping if you want this to be sent outside the UK.
Out There
 
A Different Dimension (1990)
Now released! Price held until 30th April. Price includes UK postage and packing, For orders outside the UK there is a small additional charge. Please select Int'l shipping if you want this to be sent outside the UK.
Remastered in 2009.

 

A Different Dimension
 

 
 
mmalotdd Three CD Bundle
To celebrate the Royal Wedding you can buy all three CDs at an absolute bargain price. Yes, that's almost £3 and a bit each. Offer will close on the 30th April. Strictly one bundle per person. Neil checks all transactions so don't even think about buying them and selling them on ebay.
Exhibit A 3 CD Bundle
 
 
otdd Two CD Bundle
To celebrate getting paid this week/month, If you already own Make Mine A Lobster and still want to get the other two for a bargain price, you can.
Exhibit A 2 CD Bundle
 
 
"Lobster Xing" Tee Shirt

100% cotton Tee Shirt. Front print. Black

Mens Sizes M, L, XL, XXL.
Ladies Sizes S (UK 8), M (UK 10), L(UK12)

bollocks, I wrecked my iron making this, the instructions were shite.

Tee Shirt Lobster Xing Black
 
 
"Lobster Xing" Tee Shirt
100% cotton Tee Shirt. Front print. Red

Mens Sizes M, L, XL, XXL.
Ladies Sizes S (UK 8), M (UK 10), L(UK12)

Didn't do so badly with this one, I was getting the hang of it by the time I'd trashed all the black ones.

Tee Shirt Lobster Xing Red
 
 
"Lobster Xing" Tee Shirt
100% cotton Tee Shirt. Front print. Black


Mens Sizes M, L, XL, XXL.
Ladies Sizes S (UK 8), M (UK 10), L(UK12)

This is really a "piece de resistance". Perfection. And the colours really do go well together don't they? mmmm

Tee Shirt Lobster Xing Blue
 
 
"Lobster Hug " Tee Shirt
100% cotton Tee Shirt. Front and sleeve print.

Available in White only
Mens Sizes M, L, XL, XXL.
Ladies Sizes S (UK 8), M (UK 10), L(UK12)

No bugger helped me with doing these you know. They all stayed away and reaped the huge financial benefits from me doing the equivalent of sweat shop work. And then Neil suggests that I give one away to Marcel whateverhisname is to wear for a review, but didn't even tell him that I'd made it personally for him. Just some note saying "ooo Marcel my goooood friend, I hope you enjoy the tee shirt....well I hope you do Marcel, and you'd better give us a good review too, or I'll be asking for it back. Assuming of course that the transfer hasn't reacted with your skin and given you an unexpected tattoo..

if that happened, I'd just like to say that Mr Neil Foss was wholly responsible for manufacturing quality control and European Union Health and Safety compliance etc etc.

Tee Shirt Lobster Hug White
 
 
Original "Different Dimension" Tee Shirt
This is a real relic and collectors item. Very limited stock size XL in White only.

Fresh from Neil's loft. Rough handling will result in it falling it apart (the tee shirt, not Neil). Ladies, wear a bra.
Tee Shirt Different Dimension